so i hate assholes who take a seat right next to you on an swa flight when there are more than a plethora of open seats on the aeroplane.  when they do that i make a decision to be a the biggest asshole they ever met so that they regret their choice.  anyways, we digress...so some dickwad sits next to me & sits down in a very asshole manner & smells like a smoked shit.  not kewl already, but lets begin the battle.  the war & epic  battle begins & ends with a mear armrest.  i was there first & its my time to be a prick...armrest mine, uncomfortabililty yours.  this cat tries the elbow nudge to get in on this action.  ha, u're kidding me.  you best come correct next time you candyass.  i'm pulling the old 'i'm asleep' trick.  whatever, i don't care if this works or not, i'm not in the mood for games.  he keeps up the nudging, but i give no space cuz that's how i roll.  now my arm starts to go numb (you know...asleep...pins & needles).  i'm past the point of no return, so i leave my numb arm there on the rest just out of spite cuz i'm the bigger dick.  i start to get feeling in my arm & i still have my eyes closed pretending to be asleep.  so he pulls out his trump card...he puts his fucking arm on top of mine.  wow.  this will scare the best of them off, but i'm too deep in the game to give up; therefore, i leave my arm there & let him be hella uncomfortable.  he can't keep up with this after a few minutes...how you ever tried to rest your arm on someone elses?  it sux...hard.  so he gives up & i win round 2.  he basically taps out after this & keep my arm rest & let him realize he fukt up by sitting next to the biggest dick on the plane.  thats how i roll when you fuck with me.  people's champ 1, assholes 0.  i dominate the arm rest if i hate you...fuck you if you don't like it (even though i like you).