Little Snotty Girls

Posted by 4nyay at 2/26/2006 9:12 PM
Categories: Why I hate your child, Plane Wars
ok...as you know, i'm not a big fan of your child.  here's another quick example from one of my recent flights from the bay to the zone.  let's begin...so after my plane is already numerous hours late, i finally board.  i sits next to the window & i got a blank seat to my right that was quickly filled by somebody's fragile grandma.  no big deal though cuz she's tiny & doesn't take up much space.  my real problem is with the tiny child in front of me.  it didn't really bother me at first cuz she was big enough to not cry during the whole flight.  so now that i got this lil one on my side, i decide that its safe to catch some sleep...o how wrong i was.  i was really worn out on this flight so i thought this would be an easy, quick sleep & wake up in arizona.  we finally get up in the air & i squish the person's legs behind me (by 'reclining' my seat).  fuck the people behind me, cuz i'm way more fukt than them.  anyways, its sleepy time & going well until i feel somebody rubbing my inner thigh.  usually this is a bonus & usually costs me something (you know, between drinks, dinner, tips, etc.).  problem was is that it took me off guard.  i look to my right & sweet little old lady is sleeping.  don't worry, i didn't even think about her taking her dentures out ;) (ooo, u dirty).  so i realize its this lil girl; thus making it awkward for me.  now i can't go to sleep cuz she keeps reaching around & groping me.  its not so much the touchy feely thing as now i wonder if she's wiping her snot on me and doesn't realize its a leg & not a chair.  no sleep for me cuz i keep wondering about this lil booger stasher & i can't see my pants in the dark.  damn...i hate your kid.
 

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