Peach Phuzz

Posted by 4nyay at 3/30/2006 5:12 PM
Categories: Shits and Giggles, Korea, A Fucking Great Story

Remark:  Read Korean Spicy Chicken Journey Gone Awry before you read this story.  It will make more sense.

We now find me leaving Hotel Itaewon to test my fate at the Peach Phuzz.  As I walk down the street, I start to wonder if all my money will be spent or if I’ll need to use the cell phone.  I’m cool with losing the money in a positive or negative manner.  As I look up, I realize I’m just a mere 20 feet away from this joint.  As I get closer, maybe 5-7 feet away…SHE JUMPS OUT.  Oh dear, this is real and this is my fate.

We go in (no pulling & tugging this time…yet perhaps?) and she asks me how my lunch was.  Her engrish is actually not too shabby.  Basically the same thing happens again, but I get to look around more and take in the surroundings before the door closes in on us together.  Part of the surrounding included a bar…nice. 

We sit down and she asks if I would like a beer.  Of course I say.  Then she asks if she could have one too.  Of course I say.  My beer costs 5,000 won, hers was 10,000 won.  I am now down to 15,000 won.  By the way, the exchange rate is about 1,000 won = 1 USD.  Things are going good, so I ask her what the deal is with the place.  I kinda knew, but I wanted her to say it and also tell me how much she likes me.

After she tells me how much likes me, she goes on to mention that sex was 200,000 won if I was so inclined.  Damn, everything is now confirmed…I’m in a whorehouse.  I told her that was unfortunate because I only had 15,000 won left.  She then folded like origami and said 100,000 won for sex.  Hmmm…it’s just that easy for a discount here.  I bet once we were done she’d probably give the money back after a job well done. 

We continue sipping on the beers as she gives me pitches for other offers.  I of course can’t bite since I am down to only 15,000 won (that wasn’t the only reason; I also like NOT fucking hookers).  My beer is empty and it’s time for me to go.  On my way out, I notice three (3) 30” TV’s of HD quality stacked on top of each other by the front door.  By golly, after examining what’s on the screens I realize that it’s the outside to the left, right, and straight.  Fate had me on HD quality security cams.  No wonder why they jumped out 5-7 feet before I walked by this time.  Here I thought the first time they pulled me in was cuz it was a door with a window.  Yeah girls of Korea…I’ll be back soon enough.  Lemme just run by the ATM real quick.

 

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