watch out, fucker

as i was minding my business & going to the gym yesterday on my bike, a car, w/ driver, decided to hit me.  what the fuck, shitty driver.  after a i macgyver rolled off the hood & into traffic, i got up & scolded him for being dumb.  he immediately said he didn't look right or straight...no shit, einstein.  i told him to give me his name & number so he could pay for my bike repairs.  i also took down his license plate number in case he was lying.  what a shitty way to start a work out. 

to paint a better pictue, this happened at a stop sign where the guy was trying to turn right.  he was about 15-20 feet away from the street & behind the stop sign.  he was waiting for a break in traffic, & i had been stopped at the intersection too.  since more traffic was coming & he was stopped, i decided to go. i couldn't see his eyes as i went due to tinted windows, but i was just about lined up w/ his hood ornament when he gunned it pretty good.  i lifted my leg so it didn't get crushed, then i rolled over his car.   i hope the car dented, scratched, & the front windshield is broken so he could always have a reminder of his ignorance.

i'll get back to oktoberfest.  godaddy was updating some things & deleted a post, so i gotta redo it. 
 

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